Zeus 2 Electric Moose-aloo

Canada and Absent Punishment
Zeus was badly burnt by the fire started by drunken Lukas and Annora, and now must wear a armour that adds nothing to his current armour class but has the appearance of Darth vader; he has been given a ring of good mental health which is placed around his dick preventing him from getting hard and also from killing himself. During his coma he dreamt only nightmares which resulted in him now crying himself to sleep (has to cry before every full rest). Waking up he found no one in the mansion so he left and temporarily joined the Environmental Protection Squad. A group of Vegans that go around telling everyone that eating animal products is evil. He left after a falling out after eating a coconut thinking it wasn’t a mammal. During his time in the Environmental Protection Squad, he developed a sense of survival against sudden deaths and can no longer be killed by a stranger who happens to be raised by mooses or any other animal. Feeling rejected by the EPS, he went to a local pub and drank all his money away and was charged with indecent exposure. He left Ekul and went back to Wellsworth where he made some money by selling his left eye and a kidney which was when he discovered he had bowel cancer. Due to his age he didn’t qualify for the make a wish foundation. Instead he used up all his money he received from selling his organs to pay for surgery. He is now recovering in the Wellsworth general hospital. And has a permanent reduction of HP by 5 points.